Teacher: humans are on the top of the food chain because there is nothing else that can eat us.
Me: titans
Teacher: what
Me: what
» If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 
» Reblog if you say “fuck” more than 5 times a day.

(Source: thoughtsofacoolkid)